After 70 years he cant remember his wife name

L _1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_
*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
_*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

_2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!*πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

_3.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

_4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
*β€œWhich book has helped you most in your life?”*
*The woman replied , β€œMy husband’s cheque book!”*πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

_5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband  the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : β€œSir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

_6. Someone asked an old man : β€œEven after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_
*Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*
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_7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day._
*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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